Her name was Lola, she was a showgull,
With purple feathers and filled with Zoom Around the Room Catnip,
Ooops! Fell off the bed!
I could nom her, for the evening,
She was a star who never gave me any lip.
She was delicious, and oh so intoxicating,
I enjoyed her so much it wasn't really hip.
Get your humans, to buy you a Lola,
You can eat her feathers and bite her head and have a ball!
You can click HERE, for more pictures,
Of this one night affair I have to share!
Little showgull I love you!