The Demon Cat suffers from litter box tail. This is because she sits in the litter box. Really. She sits on her bum in the litter box so she can dig. She likes to dig.
What's really bad is that she doesn't see this for the social affliction that it is. In fact, she actually LEAVES THE HOUSE with litter attached to her bum!
But then, when you hold the whole neighborhood hostage, trembling in fear, I guess it doesn't really matter if you have litter attached to your tail or not.
Of course, being the immaculately groomed Mancat that I am, you'd never catch me with litter on my tail or dirt on my paws.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go hide in the cupboard before she gets wind of this post!