Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Wacky Weed Wednesday

Sir Tristan displays the proper form for a Catnip face plant

I know some of you said you never heard of this stuff, but I got to tell you, I give it four paws up and face plant down!

"Chock-full of only the best parts of the catnip plant, ZOOM AROUND THE ROOM® HIGH-TEST ORGANIC CATNIP contains only the leaf and the flower...making it some pretty kitty-luring green stuff!"

Zoom around the Room Catnip

Click on the image to go the Fat Cat shop and order your own three pack!

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Tabby TV - Ninja Cat

The Best of 2008? Some cat video reviewers think so.

What's your opinion?

Monday, December 29, 2008

Mancat Monday

A Bad Boy Mancat will go places he's not supposed to go.

Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan
Bad to the Bone!

And look smug about being there too!

Don't forget to check out the Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos, which is hosted below.

Once again, Samantha Black and Mr. Tigger were LATE, but you can find their post with their New Years Resolutions HERE.

Frankly, looking at Life from a Cat's Perspective, I think they should resolve not to be late with their carnival submissions again.

Should I resolve not to go on this bookcase? Heck no. What would I do for fun if I resolved that?

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos #77 (I think)


Our first submission today comes from Elms in the Yard and concerns some Bad Kitty Cats on the prowl in the local mall.

Bi-colored Cat,Happy New Year
Missy serves ups some celebration

Meanwhile, Ping, over at Manx Mnews wants to know "What's up with this green thing?" I'm with you bro, is that anyway to treat a mancat?

Surfer Sam wants to inject some humor into the new Year, so he's sending us over to Funny Chix to look at some funny (but way recycled) LOL Cats.

Things are more fun...and original...over at Doubting Thomas's Blog, where we get to meet Destructo Kitten!

How much is that Meezer in the Window? Find out at Phoebe, A Siamese Cat.

Siamese Cat,Happy New Year
Phoebe is quite the Paw-ty Animal!

Cat Synth as the usual Weekend Cat Blogging stuff going on...Art, Fun, Rest. Need I say the fun involves Catnip?

Happy New Year,House Panther
2009 Lunacy begins with Luna!

Hey lady cats! The Cat boys say they're easy! Easy Like Sunday Morning that is!

The Aussie contingency was showing us how the Holidays are done in Aus. We also learn that my buddy is in New South Wales, which I'm pretty sure was the place the message therapists said they didn't need in Australia.

Burmese Cat,Happy New Year
Mushka, Mistress of Mayhem!

I doesn't matter that it was Christmas Eve. Everyone still wanted to know What's Wally Doing?

Actually, I'm more interested in what he's doing for New Years!

Tabby Cat,Happy New Year
Wally the Wino resolves to enter detox...

Hey...what's your resolution? How about resolving to send your submission in to the Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos more often? I can't be the only Santa Certified Naughty Kitty on the Cat Blogosphere.

Before you go, don't forget to check out Holly Daze - The Conclusion, which features my very good bud, Billy Sweetfeets:

Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Holly Daze,Santa,Happy Holidays,Holiday Glitter

Stir it up; little T'abby, stir it up. come on, baby.
Come on and stir it up: little T'abby, stir it up. o-oh!

Its been a long, long time, yeah!
(stir it, stir it, stir it together)
Since I got you on my mind. (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) oh-oh!
Now you are here (stir it, stir it, stir it together), I said,
Its so clear
Theres so much we could do, baby, (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Just me and you.

Come on and stir it up; ..., little T'Abby!
Stir it up; come on, baby!
Come on and stir it up, yeah!
Little T'Abby, stir it up! o-oh!

Laser Eyes for you Pictures, Images and Photos

Need more Cats to stir your fancy? Check out Weekend Cat Blogging #186 hosted by the every easy Salome at Paulchen's Foodblog. Meanwhile, the Carnival of the Cats is being help at Cat Blogosphere. (But believe me, when I tell you, the rockin'-est New Year's Party is right HERE!)

Friday, December 26, 2008

100% Naughty - Santa Certified

Tabby Cat,Snowman,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan,Happy Holidays,Christmas

Well, friends, I guess it's time that I acted like a Mancat and fessed up and you knew the truth.

I was a VERY


little boy for Trismas.

First, I went where I wasn't supposed to go, trying to get at the feather toys that we're only allowed to play with under supervision.

Then I found an unattended bag of Zoom Around the Room(tm) catnip and ripped it opened and dumped it all of the floor. Then I face planted myself it in and got too nipped out to do my special Trismas concert.

Then, I got my butt beat for being such a bad boy and THEN I went back up where I wasn't supposed to go again (and knocked everything down on the floor including the massage therapists spare candles) and to make matters worse,

I did it right in front of the massage therapist after she told me not to do it.

Then I decided I was going to sleep in her bed and she was going to sleep on the couch and in the end...

I ended up sleeping in the corner in the kitchen with the Demon Cat standing guard over me.

And I got nothing but lumps of coal for Trismas and those aren't even fun to bat around.

Oh yeah, and I went outside and killed a lizard too, which I wasn't supposed to do on a day set aside for peace, love and understanding.

All I can say is though, if you've never face planted yourself in a mound of Zoom around the Room(tm) catnip, you should try it sometime.

That stuff is great!

(PeeEss: I suppose this is appropriate as I am hosting Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos. As it's New Years, be sure to submit your post AND tell us your New Years Resolution. Mine is to find some more of that Zoom Around the Room(tm) catnip and face plant myself in it again.)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Santa's Toy Shop

Caution! Elves at Work!

Miss Diamond's Magikal Night

My bean has been a little under the weather (she get pressie of a sore throat from female at day hunting place), so we are taking today and tomorrow off to work on our Holly Day T-13 presentation. Please join us on Kissy Mouse as we welcome special guests Moe and Mindy, Smudge, Jeter Harris, Laila, Lightning, Rosie, Maximillion, Dakota, Hershey, Chase, Billy Sweetfeets, Smudge and Miss Elsie for Holly Daze - The conclusion.

Tabby Brofur too, will have special presentation for you, something more substantial than:

"I hear the bell on Tristan's Collar,
On Tristan's Collar, on Tristan's Collar,
I hear the bell on Tristan's Collar,
On Trismas Day in the Morning."

He has been caterwauling this in the back bedroom for couple days now.

[Heard in the background:
"And all the tabbies on earth did sing,
On Trismas Day, on Trismas Day,
And All the tabbies on earth did sing,
On Trismas Day in the morning."]

Monday, December 22, 2008

Mancat Monday

Cat toy

No fev-ver, no matter how big the bird, is safe from the tearing claws of this mancat!

Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan,baseball

By the way, how do you like my balls?

Sunday, December 21, 2008


Unicorn,Winter,Snow,Happy Holidays,Holiday Glitter

Wishing each of you a Joyous and Blessed Solstice

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Caterday Round Up

Wow! Another week has gone by so quickly on Tabbylicious that I just can't believe it! It was a very exciting week too, as I got TWO yup count 'em TWO early holiday gifts!

Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan,baseball

First though it started out kind of scary, as I had to get through the Night of the Wild Hogs on Saturday night.

The Massage Therapist said that Spam is ham in a can, and the Demon Cat said that ham comes from pigs, and I heard on the TV that pigs and hogs are the same thing, so....

Harley Davidson

Is there where Spam comes from?

On Mancat Monday I talked about the importance of always being aware of your environment. Especially when food is involved.

Tabby Trismas Tuesday was went I treated you all to my next great Trismas hit! This one is sure to go platinum, let me tell you! But! Tuesday was also the day I got my first holiday purresent!

It was from the Massage Therapist (did I ever mention that I think she fancies me?) and it's my very own LUV NEST! Check it out on Cats on Tuesday!

Tabby Cat,Sir Tristan,Domestic Cat

I am one lucky mancat, let me tell you because I got that little LUV NEST, just in time because on Wordy Wednesday, my beautiful, sweet and fierce T'Abby Normal celebrated her very first Purrthday, shedding her kitten furs to transform into a BEAUTIFUL LADY CAT. Wow!

And boy...let me tell you. Was it some paw-ty! Wooohoooo!

I also got a "Lemonade Award" from my Buddy Vampy Victor, who said it's "a cause he has great attitude!"

Hey...Catitude is everything!

On Thankful Thursday I got my second purresent of the week, my furry own comfy, hand made Kitty Kwilt! And in green too, just my color.

Sir Tristan on his Kitty Kwilt

And don't I look just stunning on it?

Friday we explored the legend of the notorious pirate Black Ceaser as we searched Marco Island for the buried treasure he's reported to have left behind on Mr. Tristan's Log.

Tomorrow is Solstice and I hear it's a very special time of year in our household. I hope you all have had a nice week and I hope you've all gotten lots of nice holiday purresents, like I have.

Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan,Happy Holidays

Friday, December 19, 2008

Mr. Tristan's Log

Sir Tristan,Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Pirate

Today the Diamond Cutter has docked at Marco Island, which is the largest of Florida's Ten Thousand Islands located on the Gulf of Mexico in Southwest Florida.

Marco Island has been described as Magical, Mystical and Alluring. The attraction is tropical sun-washed white beaches and a casual easy paced life style. Sunshine, playful dolphins, Manatees, and all of the water and sun sports that go with the beaches are available for your pleasure.

But that's not why we're here. We're on a treasure hunt you see. A pirate known as Black Ceaser is is supposed to have buried between $2 and $6 million at several locations throughout the Caribbean including Pine Island, White Horse Key, Marco Island, Elliot Key and Sanibel Island, although none has ever been recovered.

Marco Island was discovered in the mid 1500s, when Spain was exploring most of Florida. The Spaniards stumbled upon a large island which contained two cool artisan springs located near what is now known as Caxambas Pass. The island became a favorite place to fill casks with fresh water for their return trip to Spain.

It eventually became known to all future sailors as La Isla de San Marco (the island of Saint Mark), named for Saint Mark, the Christian evangelist and traditional author of the second gospel in the bible. As the years went by, the site became known as San Marco Island (Saint Mark's island) and finally, just Marco Island.

Henri Caesar, also known as Black Caesar, was an 19th century Haitian revolutionary and pirate. He was a participant in the Haitian Revolution under Dutty Boukman and Toussaint Louverture as well as active in piracy for nearly a 30-year period during the early 19th century.

Black Caesar was born to a slave family kept by a French plantation owner known as Arnaut. He worked as a houseboy on the estate and, as a young man, worked in the lumberyard. He was apparently mistreated by the supervisor and later killed the man during the slave insurrection.

Joining the rebel forces led by Dutty Boukman and Toussaint Louverture, he remained with the revolution until its independence from France in 1804, when he left to try his luck at sea. Based in Port-de-Paix, he captured a Spanish ship in 1805 and soon began attacking small villages and lone vessels near Cuba and the Bahamas. Adopting the name Black Caesar, he was very successful during his piratical career before his disappearance in 1830.

Although his fate is unrecorded, he most likely fled the area after President Andrew Jackson ordered an expedition against pirates active on the Florida coast after its purchase by the United States in 1828. There is one story of his capture in west Florida and, taken to Key West, was allegedly tied to a tree and burned to death. The widow of a preacher, whose eyes had been burned out under torture from Black Caesar, is said to have been used to light the fire.

So as you see, we have our work cut out for us, exploring this island and trying to find Black Ceasar's treasure. But never fear, if anyone can find the booty that was left here, it will be us pirate cats, with our exceptional noses. We will be able to sniff it out, yes we will.

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, me lads! Let's get to work now, shall we?

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Thankful Thursday

Sir Tristan on his Kitty Kwilt

I'm very thankful today that we have a good friends like Misty Whispurrs and her Meowmie, who was kind enough to send me my VERY OWN Kitty Kwilt! w00T!

Sir Tristan on his Kitty Kwilt

As you can see, it's beautiful green colors match my coat just perfectly. It's also very comfy and is great, not only for naps, but for all sorts of activities, like grooming and munching down on a few snacks.

Misty Whispurrs over sees the Kwilt making at the Quilted Squirrel, which her Meowmie owns. They live in Michigan, by the Great Lake. (I have never been there, and I don't know what's so great about it, but that's what everyone else calls it.)

The Demon Cat has a Kitty Kwilt that I had slept on for a while, but she did not like sharing with me. Now I have my own Kwilt to sleep on!

For more pictures of me on my Kitty Kwilt, visit the Kitty Kwilt album on Photobucket!


Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Wordy Wednesday

My girl's a LADY CAT now!

Happy First Birthday to Miss T'Abby! w00T!

"Well she's all you'd ever want,
She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.
Well she always knows her place.
She's got style, she's got grace, She's a winner.
She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady.
Talkin' about that little lady,
She's a lady cat today...."

Whooo! Happy Happy Purthday to my beautiful, sweet and fierce T'Abby Normal!

Make sure you all head on over to her blog and wish her a very Happy Purrthday!


Vampy Victor has given me this great lemonade award!


He says it's "a cause he has great attitude!"

Hey, Tabby's just wanna have fun! Life's too short not to paw-ty on down!

The rules for these awards are:
1. Put the logo on your blog.
2. Add a link to the person who awarded you.
3. Nominate 10 other blogs.
4. Add links to those blogs on yours.
5. Leave a message for your nominees on their blogs.

10 Cats? Wow...that's kind of tough, especially as this award as been around for a while. But the cats I'd like to give it to (if they don't have one already) is:

1. Moki - That little guy has got to have a great attitude, to go through everything he's gone through.
2. Billy Sweetfeets - cause he's a rawkin' tabby like myself.
3. Miles - Get well soon buddy, we're all pulling for you!
4. Chase No Face - She's a very special therapy cat and more than deserving of this award.
5. Mr. Tigger - for all the fine work we does with the Mancat's Club and everything else.
6. Jeter Harris - who's always laughin' and laughin';
7. Perfectly Parker - who's always a perfect lady;
8. T'Abby Normal - a very specially lady today who's doesn't take life to serious, which the way you gotta look at it;
9. Baby Mao - he may smell of Poo, but he's a fun fellow, none the less;
10. Rocky the Gutter Cat - He puts up the Trip. Really. 'Nough said.

Wow! That's a lot of awarding I have to do tonight!


I want to send a VERY SPECIAL THANK YOU out to Misty Whispurrs. Thank you kind lady for the beautiful Kitty Kwilt. How did you know green was my color?

We'll get pictures up as soon as we can during this mad Holly Day season!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Tabby Trismas Tuesday

Sir Tristan in The First Sno-el

This is more of a ballad, but you know, a great singer should have a lot of versatility, and I do!

I hope you like it. It's all about our feline heritage.

The first Sno-el, the Snow Angels did sing,
Was to certain poor tabbies in fields where they,
In fields where they hunted rats in the wheat,
Keeping vermin from the crops so humans could eat.

Sno-el, Sno-el,
Sno-el, Sno-el,
Hunt little tabbies,
Feed Isreal.

They look-ed up and saw a star,
Shining in the east beyond them far,
And to the earth it gave great light,
And so they could hunt now both day and night.

Sno-el, Sno-el,
Sno-el, Sno-el,
Hunt little tabbies,
Feed Isreal.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Mancat Monday

Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan

A mancat likes to keep tabs on what's going on inside the house....

Sir Tristan,Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat

Even when he is outside.

And especially if there may be food involved!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Night of the Wild Hogs


Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan

I has it!

I am using the carpet to blend in with my coat pattern in the hopes that I will be mistaken for carpeting.

"Why?" you might ask. Well, it's not because the Demon Cat is after me again. She's ALWAYS after me. I'm kind of used to that.

No, it's because the Wild Hogs are out hunting again tonight, roaring up and down the streets, and frankly, they scare me.

Once a month they all come out to romp in downtown Cape Coral, growling and grunting and making just the most awful noises.

One actually live next door to me. I believe the Massage Therapist called it "Harley Davidson". I guess that is it's name, but then I have also heard her call other wild hogs the same thing. So maybe it's a breed, kind of like Tabby Cat is a breed.

Maybe you have some of these wild hogs in your neighborhood as well? This is what they look like:

Harley Davidson

Some of course are more fancier than others. But that's pretty much the basic look. Pretty odd looking creatures aren't they?

In any case, all that noise is frightening, even to a brave mancat like myself, and so I think I'm better off staying inside the pretending I'm a part of the carpeting.

I mean, who knows what they might eat?

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Mr. Stinkypaws (& Caterday Roundup)

It seems my new nickname is Mr. Stinkypaws. Now I ask I LOOK like a Mr. Stinkypaws?

Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan

I say I do not.

Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan

It seems I got this new nickname after making an exceptionally stinky mess in the litter however...

I HAD ASKED (politely, for I am nothing if not a gentleman-cat) to go outside so I could make this stinky mess in the back yard, but I was refused egress because "It's too cold outside."

So I resorted to the litter box.

Now I ask this fair? I mean, I did the right thing, it's not MY fault I was not allowed outside to make the exceptional stinky mess in the backyard, is it?

Do the rest of you have any exceptionally stupid nicknames? Leave a comment and let me know, I'd love the hear the story!


Anyway...we did have a really fun week here at Tabbylicious. WE started out on Sunday when I hosted my first ever edition of Weekend Cat Blogging and boy..was that a blast! If you missed it, you can still find it HERE. Be sure to check out the pictures of REAL LIVE snow here in Cape Coral. (It's not something we see everyday, believe you, me.)

On Mancat Monday I showed off my laser eyes. I protect my house, as any good mancat should!

Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan

Tuesday as time for another edition of Tabby Tris-mas Tuesday as I sang for you my new single of my upcoming album "Sir Tristan's All Time Greatest Tris-mas Hits!" It's called Tabby Cat Rock and it's really catchy!

Wednesday was wordless, as I spent some time jammin' with my band. Yup, I'm a great vocalist, but I like to say down those guitar riffs too!

Thursday I did the Sixth Photo Me-me or should I say re-did - the first time we did it we got a hockey picture. This time is was more relevant as I got a picture of the Demon Cat.

And Friday the Diamond Cutter docked at beautiful Captiva Island and I shared some of the piratical history of the place in Mr. Tristan's Log.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate babe for me!

So if you missed any of the fun, be sure catch in my archives. Purrs and kitty kisses to you all!

PeeEss: Be sure to leave some purrs and purrayers for my buddy Miles the Meezer. He's really sick!

Badge,Siamese Cat

Friday, December 12, 2008

Mr. Tristan's Log

Pirate,Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan,Cats at the Beach

There I am, lounging on the beach on beautiful Captiva Island. Believe me, the pirating life has it's perks sometime.

Captiva Island is located in Southwest Florida, located just offshore in the Gulf of Mexico. Originally part of neighboring Sanibel Island to the southeast, it was severed many years ago when a hurricane's storm surge washed away a new channel, called Blind Pass, which is now filling in and has been mostly filled in with sand.

Like Sanibel, it is a barrier island to Pine Island, which is to the East of Captiva and north of Sanibel.

North Captiva or Upper Captiva Island is another island that was separated form the main part of Captiva in the 1921 hurricane, creating Redfish Pass. It is privately owned and can only be access by boat or small plane.

Capitva has a rich pirate folklore. The pirate Captain Jose Gaspar (Gasparilla) used it as one of his main bases and kept his female prisoners on the island for ransom...or worse. (It's a really pretty spot, for the worse stuff!)

Sanibel Island is said to have been named by Gaspar's first mate, Roderigo Lopez, after his lover whom he had left back in Spain.

Gasparilla was a Spanish Pirate, the "last of the Buccaneers" who raided the west coast of Florida during the late 18th and early 19th centuries. His legend is celebrated every in in Tampa with the Gasparilla Pirate Festival.

The Gasparilla Pirate Festival has been celebrated every year since 1904, with only two lapses, and today, over 400,000 attend the event, which contributes over $20 million to the local economy. The Gasparilla Pirate Festival consists of three street parades, a children's parade, an adult day parade and an adults-only night parade. It should also be noted that many krewes raise money for charitable events throughout the year as well in addition to participation in the parades.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

The Sixth Photo Me-me

My beautiful and fierce Miss T'Abby Normal (and the Stygian Panther) have tagged us for the Six Picture me-me.

We did this before, kind of, on Sunday as part of Weekend Cat Blogging, but I decided to do it over again. This time though I went not to the main picture folder, but to the Subfolder that the Massage Therapist keeps of the Demon Cat and I.

I kind of figured it would result in a picture of the Demon Cat, and I wasn't wrong, but it does have a story that involves me! Hah! so...

The way this works is:

Go to your picture folder on your computer, or wherever you store your pictures. Go to the sixth folder and then pick the sixth picture. Post it on your Bloggy and tell the story that goes with the picture . . .

Here is our pictures, which was posted on the Demon Cat's blog earlier this year.

Miss Diamond

The picture was taken on September 8th, and that was the day I was supposed to come to live in my new home with the Massage Therapist and the Demon Cat. However, Sunday night, I was meowling to be let out at the Davis' house, and when they let me out...well...I was a bad boy and went walk about.

So when Monday rolled around they couldn't find me anywhere and it was another week before I came to live in my new home.

So this is the Demon Cat wondering where her new brofur was (and probably happy that I decided to go walk about.)

Now, I'm supposed to tag six cats but my bud, Vampy Victor, took care of that by tagging the whole BlogOSphere. So...If you'd like to do this me-me, consider yourself tagged. It's actually a fun one, so hey...why not?

Miss Abby also was kind enough to give me this award:


I'd like to pass the award on to Mr. Hendrix, Victor, Mz. Parker, Kellie the orange cat, the Jewel Cats at Sandwiched Mom, and Ginger & the crew at the Cory Cat Blog.

On a side note...You'll all be pleased to know I eviscerated a lizard last night and left it on the door step for the Massage Therapist. I don't know, but she didn't seem like...overjoyed to see it. And I killed it just for her too. Females...they're just so hard to understand sometimes, you know that? But then...where would we be without them?

Tabby Cat

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Tabby Tris-mas Tuesday

Okay kittens! It's time for another great song from my upcoming Album "Sir Tristan's All Time Greatest Tris-mas Hits!" It's called Tabby Cat Rock and you're just going to LOVE it!

Winter,Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan

Tabby Cat, Tabby Cat, Tabby Cat rock
Tabby Cats swing as jingle bells ring
Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun
Now the Tabby hop has begun.

Tabby Cat, Tabby Cat, Tabby Cat rock
Tabby Cat rhyme in Tabby Cat time,
Dancin' and prancin' in Tabby Cat Square
In the frost air.

What a bright time,
It's the right time,
To rock the night away!
Tabby Cat time, it's a swell time,
To go ridin' in a one-horse sleigh.
Giddy-up, Tabby Horse, pick up your feet,
Jingle around the clock,
Mix and a-mingle to the Tabby Cat beat,
That's the Tabby Cat ...
That's the Tabby Cat ...
That's the Tabby Cat Rock!

Monday, December 8, 2008

Mancat Monday

Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan

Here I am sitting with Gary, our scary Gargoyle.

Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan

I have my laser eyes all loaded and ready for firing!

Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan

Now, who do you think does a better job of protecting the house? Gary the scary Gargoyle or me, Sir Tristan the laser eyed mancat?

Remember...I am a...

Halloween,Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan,Witch
Certified Witch's Cat

(And that is one babe-a-licious witch I got there too!)

Mancat Monday

Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan

Here I am sitting with Gary, our scary Gargoyle.

Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan

I have my laser eyes all loaded.

Tabby Cat,Domestic Cat,Sir Tristan

Now, who do you think does a better job protecting this house? Gary the scary Gargoyle, or me, Sir Tristan, the laser eyes loaded mancat?