I have very soft fur, so sometimes, the Massage Therapist calls me "Mr. Bunny Fur". Now, I ask you...Is that any sort of a nickname for a big, tough Mancat like myself? Let alone an international rock star!
"Yes, I had in fact heard that London Bridge is falling down and yes, I know that the concert last night got a little out of hand, but I can ASSURE you, neither I, nor any of my entourage had ANYTHING to do with ANY property damage ANYWHERE in city. Now, you must excuse me, I have to catch a flight...."